For Everyone Kids, Adults & Flirts!
Tired of hearing the same old jokes that just don’t land? I was too until I found some knock knock jokes that were actually funny, playful, and even a little flirty.
So if you’re looking for clean laughs for kids, cheeky lines for your crush, or clever jokes for friends, you’re in the right place. Let’s knock it out of the park. 👊😂
Best Knock Knock Jokes for All Ages 😂
These are the go-to knock knock jokes you can pull out anytime for anyone. They’re family-friendly, easy to remember, and guaranteed to get a giggle whether you’re five or fifty.
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moo, not who! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
You’re sneezing again? Gesundheit! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you through the window! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking all day? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll melt! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gusto.
Gusto who?
Gusto run this joke’s chasing me! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door already? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I hear this joke! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me another joke! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you to stop laughing so hard. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Calm down it’s just a joke, not a concert.
Knock Knock Joke One-Liners
If you’re in a hurry to laugh, these quick one-liner knock knock jokes are short, sharp, and straight to the funny.
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t open this door! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police open up! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in already! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Calm down it’s just a joke! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gusto.
Gusto who?
Gusto run this joke’s too fast! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer already! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re freezing! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry it’s just a joke. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another one? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know unless I tell you? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Good Jokes That Never Get Old
These good old knock knock jokes are classics for a reason they always work, no matter who you’re with.
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be locked out? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful I’m hilarious. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya let me in already? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I’m not a banana? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, it’s time for breakfast. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and laugh! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Someone’s excited for these jokes! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’re not laughing yet! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You just said it! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open till 9, come back later. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you want, I got it. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s the best jokes ever! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta bedtime! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny a hand, would ya? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Archie.
Archie who?
Bless you again! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys the weekend! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a break, will ya? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Billie.
Billie who?
Billie you later! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete me to it! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry the jokes with me!
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids That Are Totally Clean & Cute
Perfect for little ones these clean knock knock jokes for kids are full of fun, puns, and giggles.
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use it’s too cold out here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so I’m outta here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup and listen! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you later! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koala me maybe? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey business only! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fish.
Fish who?
Bless you again! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goose who’s here! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zebra.
Zebra who?
Zebra’s crossing the line! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turtle.
Turtle who?
Turtle-y awesome! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut butter and jelly time! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino you want more jokes! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful I sting! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tiger.
Tiger who?
Tiger up your shoelaces! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Squirrel.
Squirrel who?
Squirrel you going? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crayon.
Crayon who?
Crayon you help me color? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn the movie’s starting! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick me out! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ham.
Ham who?
Ham it up with me! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cloud.
Cloud who?
Cloud you pass the sunblock? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m hiding! - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wiggle.
Wiggle who?
Wiggle you laugh soon?
Jokes for Adults That Hit Different🧔
These knock knock jokes are a bit bolder, a bit smarter, and perfect for grown-ups who still appreciate good wordplay.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you ever answer your texts? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda know how this date is going? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to go out with me sometime? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry me in compliments, please! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Paige
Paige who?
Paige me later, I’m busy looking good. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Drew
Drew who?
Drew me in with that smile now I’m stuck. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for happy hour. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey need to talk about your laugh? Because it’s contagious. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Max
Max who?
Max me happy just talking to you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elsa
Elsa who?
Elsa you at the bar later? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hal
Hal who?
Hal you doin’ Joey style! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita book and call me, we need to hang. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you stop being so attractive? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
Amos-ing how cute we’d look together. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie on this convo’s going great. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Donna
Donna who?
Donna worry, I’m single too. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chris
Chris who?
Chris-mas came early if you say yes. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Herb
Herb who?
Herb your dinner was lonely without me. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stu
Stu who?
Stu-pidly into you since day one. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nick
Nick who?
Nick of time, I was about to swipe left. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mark
Mark who?
Mark my words, we’d be cute together.
Cheesy Jokes for Fun🧀
Warning: These knock knock jokes are cheesier than a triple-decker nacho plate and just as addictive.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Brie
Brie who?
Brie mine forever? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheddar
Cheddar who?
Cheddar late than never! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Colby
Colby who?
Colby your valentine? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jack
Jack who?
Jack of all jokes right here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mozza
Mozza who?
Mozza-really need more cheese jokes? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Swiss
Swiss who?
Swiss you were here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Feta
Feta who?
Feta late than never! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cream
Cream who?
Cream and sugar? Nah, just me! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blue
Blue who?
Blue me away with that smile. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ricotta
Ricotta who?
Ricotta admit, you love these puns. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gouda
Gouda who?
Gouda gracious, that was funny. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Munster
Munster who?
Munster you’re still reading this! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Parm
Parm who?
Parm me for interrupting. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Edam
Edam who?
Edam glad I made you laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sharp
Sharp who?
Sharp cheddar, the punchiest of cheeses. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stilton
Stilton who?
Stilton you I’d be funny! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheezy
Cheezy who?
Cheezy jokes are my specialty. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mozzy
Mozzy who?
Mozzy jokes are the best kind. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nacho
Nacho who?
Nacho joke, it’s mine! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Babybel
Babybel who?
Babybelieve it, that joke was gouda. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pimento
Pimento who?
Pimento say something funny, here it is! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Havarti
Havarti who?
Havarti laugh yet?
Silly Jokes to Break the Ice 🤪
Sometimes the dumbest knock knock jokes are the best icebreakers these will get laughs, eye rolls, or both.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co-
Moo! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a pun. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and listen! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Knock knock… - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda best joke reader ever! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nunya
Nunya who?
Nunya business! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beak
Beak who?
Beak-careful, I’m hilarious. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m punning. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil sharp but this joke isn’t. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wig
Wig who?
Wiggle you laugh eventually? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the jokes, you bring the snacks. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww, come on, it’s not that bad! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Wow, you sound like an owl! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows
Cows who?
Cows go moo, not who! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Timer
Timer who?
Timer say goodbye? Never! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quack
Quack who?
Quack open a joke book already!
Clever Jokes That’ll Impress Your Smart Friends
These clever knock knock jokes bring just enough brainpower to make you laugh and think the nerdy ones will thank you.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Einstein
Einstein who?
Einstein-ly believe in laughter as a science. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grammar
Grammar who?
Grammar police, you’re under a rest! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I’m knocking! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey need a library card for this joke? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Newton
Newton who?
Newton around when gravity hit that punchline? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quark
Quark who?
Quark me up, physics humor! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pi
Pi who?
Just a slice of humor with endless digits. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sherlock
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your doors, I’m stealing the show. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Periodic
Periodic who?
Periodic-ly dropping science puns like it’s cool. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Plot
Plot who?
Plot twist, it’s actually a pun. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Data
Data who?
Data guy who laughs at nerdy jokes. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boolean
Boolean who?
Boolean or false, this joke slaps. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thesis
Thesis who?
Thesis the joke you’ve been waiting for. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Algebra
Algebra who?
Algebra you crazy if you don’t laugh at this. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atom
Atom who?
Atom not kidding, that’s pun-derful. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quantum
Quantum who?
Quantum leap to another level of clever. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Biology
Biology who?
Biology the joke to the next level. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pascal
Pascal who?
Pascal the salt, this joke’s spicy! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Thesis
Thesis who?
Thesis a long joke, hope you’re still reading. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
WiFi
WiFi who?
WiFi-nally found a joke worth sharing! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Syntax
Syntax who?
Syntax and jokes don’t mix, or do they? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Logic
Logic who?
Logic your door, these puns are clever.
Witty & Cute Jokes for Laughs
Light, playful, and full of charm these knock knock jokes are perfect for breaking tension with a smile.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candy
Candy who?
Candy you be any sweeter? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cherry
Cherry who?
Cherry-sh every moment, like this joke! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cookie
Cookie who?
Cookie you be mine? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy’s jokes are adorable, just like you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rose
Rose who?
Rose up and made you smile, didn’t I? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel you glad I’m cute? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they laughin’. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poppy
Poppy who?
Poppy another joke, these are great! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sundae
Sundae who?
Sundae you’ll admit these jokes are amazing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snuggle
Snuggle who?
Snuggle up, it’s joke time! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Giggle
Giggle who?
Giggle you later if this one’s too cute. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snowflake
Snowflake who?
Snowflake a joke like this one! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peach
Peach who?
Peach you so much for laughing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marshmallow
Marshmallow who?
Marshmallow your expectations, I’m hilarious. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jellybean
Jellybean who?
Jellybean thinking of you! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blueberry
Blueberry who?
Blueberry cute you are! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lollipop
Lollipop who?
Lollipop it like it’s hot. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Muffin
Muffin who?
Muffin can stop these giggles. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noodle
Noodle who?
Noodle you be mine? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sprinkle
Sprinkle who?
Sprinkle you with compliments, you earned it. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toast
Toast who?
Toast of the town, that’s you!
Dirty Jokes for Dates
A little cheeky, a little bold these knock knock jokes flirt with the line. Use these with someone who gets your humor not your boss or grandma.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Drew
Drew who?
Drew me wild with that look. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
Amanda big deal, just ask me out already. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lick
Lick who?
Lick me in the eye and say you’re not laughing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Moan
Moan who?
Moan, oh moan, that joke was good. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Layla
Layla who?
Layla little closer… - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda get to know you… everywhere. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me, I’m hilarious. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Betty
Betty who?
Betty you’d like to hear more of me. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zipper
Zipper who?
Zipper lips, I’ve got secrets. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hanky
Hanky who?
Hanky panky later? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cuddle
Cuddle who?
Cuddle up, it’s getting warm in here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pants
Pants who?
Pants off, this joke’s hot. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peek
Peek who?
Peek-a-boo, I see you checking me out. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tucker
Tucker who?
Tucker you in, if you’re lucky. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Babe
Babe who?
Babe-racadabra, I’m under your spell. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lickety
Lickety who?
Lickety split, you’re already blushing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quickie
Quickie who?
Quickie joke break… or something more? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Naughty
Naughty who?
Naughty but nice, just like you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tickle
Tickle who?
Tickle your funny bone… or more? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hug
Hug who?
Hug me tight, I need laughs and love. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ride
Ride who?
Ride now, you’re probably blushing.
Flirty Romantic Jokes to Make Your Crush Blush💕
Ready to charm your crush? These knock knock jokes are sweet, clever, and just the right kind of bold.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you so much it hurts. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, let me in? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel you glad we matched? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Romeo
Romeo who?
Romeo heart, it’s yours now. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cupid
Cupid who?
Cupid be mine already! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me, just kidding… unless? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Flame
Flame who?
Flame-ing heart over here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blush
Blush who?
Blush-ing from reading this? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sweetie
Sweetie who?
Sweetie pie, you’re on my mind. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hug
Hug who?
Hug me, I’m your biggest fan. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Date
Date who?
Date me already, I’m hilarious! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home, and funny too. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Swoon
Swoon who?
Swoon you’re done laughing, call me. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Love
Love who?
Love your smile, it’s joke-worthy. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry into you lately. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Text
Text who?
Text me back, I’m full of jokes. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star-crossed lovers, maybe? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Petal
Petal who?
Petal to the metal, this flirt is fast. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yours
Yours who?
Yours truly, the punniest person alive. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rose
Rose who?
Rose up to say you’re adorable. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Myra
Myra who?
Myra number if you’re laughing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Skip
Skip who?
Skip the flirting, let’s just date.
Flirty Jokes to Make Your Sweetheart Smile 😍
These are the kind of knock knock jokes that make couples laugh, tease, and get all heart-eyes. Send them to your boo.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Babe
Babe who?
Babe-lieve it, I’m still funny. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sugar
Sugar who?
Sugar coat it, I like you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Muffin
Muffin who?
Muffin compares to you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luv
Luv who?
Luv it when you giggle. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Valentine
Valentine who?
Valentine be yours? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cuddle
Cuddle who?
Cuddle you forever. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Darling
Darling who?
Darling, you’re the sweetest thing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeybun
Honeybun who?
Honeybun thinking of you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lovebug
Lovebug who?
Lovebug bite me, I’m yours. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snuggle
Snuggle who?
Snuggle is real with you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Heart
Heart who?
Heart to believe how cute you are. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boop
Boop who?
Boop your nose and steal your heart. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pumpkin
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice things up? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toasty
Toasty who?
Toasty you, now I’m warm. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peach
Peach who?
Peach perfect couple alert! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Marshmallow
Marshmallow who?
Marshmallow over this romance! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy bear you my love? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sprout
Sprout who?
Sprout of love growing strong! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cozy
Cozy who?
Cozy up and laugh with me? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Berry
Berry who?
Berry lucky to have you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Buttercup
Buttercup who?
Buttercup and kiss me goodnight! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snickerdoodle
Snickerdoodle who?
Snickerdoodle I love you!
Sweet Jokes to Impress💋 🥰
Want to win someone over with a smile? These sweet knock knock jokes are cute, safe, and full of charm perfect for soft flirting.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Smile
Smile who?
Smile be yours if you keep laughing like that. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lush
Lush who?
Lush you were here beside me. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sugar
Sugar who?
Sugar rush, your smile’s too sweet. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kissy
Kissy who?
Kissy you’re adorable? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel of my day, that’s you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Darling
Darling who?
Darling you make my heart skip a laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby
Baby who?
Baby, I’m pun-stoppable around you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Love
Love who?
Love you more than I love pizza. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy you light up my world. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bunny
Bunny who?
Bunny the jokes, not my feelings! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cozy
Cozy who?
Cozy up with me and laugh all night. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cloud
Cloud who?
Cloud nine, that’s where you send me. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cupid
Cupid who?
Cupid-napped my heart again! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Giggle
Giggle who?
Giggle you’re cute when you laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toast
Toast who?
Toastally in love with these jokes. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Babybel
Babybel who?
Babybelieve it, I’m crushing hard. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sweetheart
Sweetheart who?
Sweetheart attack, you’re too adorable. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hugs
Hugs who?
Hugs and kisses incoming! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jelly
Jelly who?
Jelly I’m not yours yet? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Apple
Apple who?
Apple-y ever after, sound good? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sprinkle
Sprinkle who?
Sprinkle some love and laughter here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tulip
Tulip who?
Tulip me in your heart?
Flirty Jokes To Make Him Laugh😎
Trying to catch his attention? These playful knock knock jokes are perfect for sparking chemistry with a smirk.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wink
Wink who?
Wink if you think I’m cute. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sharp
Sharp who?
Sharp-dressed man, you caught my eye. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Boo-tiful smile you’ve got there. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Handsome
Handsome who?
Handsome body wants to laugh? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bro
Bro who?
Bro, are you this charming with everyone? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Denim
Denim who?
Denim jeans are nothing compared to your style. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Smooth
Smooth who?
Smooth move sending that smile. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hero
Hero who?
Hero my number, don’t lose it. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Prince
Prince who?
Prince charming, reporting for flirt duty. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Champ
Champ who?
Champ-ion of my heart. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cool
Cool who?
Cool me down, you’re too hot. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Muscle
Muscle who?
Muscle-ing my way into your inbox. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Style
Style who?
Style me surprised, you’re gorgeous. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star-struck every time I see you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Drive
Drive who?
Drive me wild, but safely, please. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
King
King who?
King of my heart, maybe? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bravo
Bravo who?
Bravo for making me laugh this hard. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blaze
Blaze who?
Blaze of glory, your smile lit me up. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Flex
Flex who?
Flex time, show off that charm! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wink
Wink who?
Wink wink, I know you liked that one. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Charmer
Charmer who?
Charmer pants off with jokes like these. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Flame
Flame who?
Flame game strong, I see you.
Flirty Jokes To Make Her Laugh😊
These flirty knock knock jokes are perfect for making her laugh, smile, and maybe blush just a little.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cutie
Cutie who?
Cutie pie, I’ve been thinking of you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beauty
Beauty who?
Beauty-ful, just like your laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Glow
Glow who?
Glow up, girl, you’re radiant. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Skye
Skye who?
Skye’s the limit with you around. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star light, star bright, you shine tonight. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dream
Dream who?
Dream girl alert, and I’m wide awake. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hug
Hug who?
Hug me through this text, please. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gem
Gem who?
Gem of a person, you are. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sweet
Sweet who?
Sweet dreams, and sweeter texts. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cupcake
Cupcake who?
Cupcake me laugh every time. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Belle
Belle who?
Belle-ieve me, you’re magical. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Babe
Babe who?
Babe-lieve in this flirty energy. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lovebug
Lovebug who?
Lovebug bit me, your fault! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snuggle
Snuggle who?
Snuggle up, I’ve got jokes for days. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Laughy
Laughy who?
Laughy you’ve stuck around! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kisses
Kisses who?
Kisses for the queen of cute. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Angel
Angel who?
Angel I fell for, oops! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Glitter
Glitter who?
Glitter every moment with you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me smile every time. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sparkle
Sparkle who?
Sparkle in your eye got me good. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fancy
Fancy who?
Fancy being this stunning? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blush
Blush who?
Blush-ing much? You’re glowing.
Jokes with Dark Humor 🕶️
These edgy knock knock jokes are not for the faint-hearted, enter if you love your humor with a twist of darkness.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Boo-hoo your soul, that joke hit deep. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ash
Ash who?
Ashes to ashes, but let’s keep laughing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grim
Grim who?
Grim reality, but hey, jokes help. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gone
Gone who?
Gone too far? Maybe. But worth it. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pain
Pain who?
Painfully funny, like life itself. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Karma
Karma who?
Karma chameleon, sometimes bites back. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
Nobody’s home, just your thoughts now. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Six feet
Six feet who?
Six feet under if you don’t laugh soon. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Coffin
Coffin who?
Coffin from laughing or something else? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Silence
Silence who?
Silence is loud when no one laughs. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Regret
Regret who?
Regret you opened this door? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shadow
Shadow who?
Shadow me, it’s dark in here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doom
Doom who?
Doom you feel that too? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alone
Alone who?
Alone again, naturally. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ghost
Ghost who?
Ghosted again? Don’t worry, same here. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Final
Final who?
Final warning, this joke’s twisted. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Past
Past who?
Past jokes haunt us all. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grave
Grave who?
Grave mistake opening this door, huh? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lost
Lost who?
Lost in laughter or something darker? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bleak
Bleak who?
Bleak with me, at least we’ll laugh. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Poe
Poe who?
Poe-lease, not another gothic pun!
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Jokes to Send Over Text
These knock knock jokes are short, punchy, and made for your DMs. Whether you’re texting a friend or someone special, these are scroll-stoppers.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wifi
Wifi who?
Wifi-nally got a reply from you! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tik
Tik who?
Tik me out already, I’m tired of waiting. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Emoji
Emoji who?
Emoji-ing you every second. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snap
Snap who?
Snap out of it, you love this joke. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Charge
Charge who?
Charge your phone, we’ve got memes to share. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Typo
Typo who?
Typo-cally funny, aren’t I? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Read
Read who?
Read my texts maybe? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ghost
Ghost who?
Ghosted? Nah, I’m just fashionably late. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
LOL
LOL who?
LOL you’re still reading this? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
App
App who?
Appy to see your message pop up! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Deliver
Deliver who?
Deliver me from these dry convos. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ping
Ping who?
Ping me anytime, I joke 24/7. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chat
Chat who?
Chat you later… unless this joke flops. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Buffer
Buffer who?
Buffering my courage to say hi. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scroll
Scroll who?
Scroll me maybe? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Siri
Siri who?
Siri-ously can’t stop laughing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Click
Click who?
Click with me, we vibe. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Login
Login who?
Login to your heart. Too much? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Zoom
Zoom who?
Zoom’d into my thoughts again. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vibe
Vibe who?
Vibe been meaning to text you! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Like
Like who?
Like you a lot. Just sayin’. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Signal
Signal who?
Signal you’re into this?
The Most Viral Jokes from Social Media🔥
These knock knock jokes went viral (or should’ve). Perfect for sharing on TikTok, IG captions, or group chats.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda who?
Baby Yoda one for me, so cute! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney
Britney who?
Britney the jokes back, one more time. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mario
Mario who?
Mario-self out, I’m done laughing! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Updog
Updog who?
Not much, what’s up with you? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Among
Among who?
Among us, the sus one is laughing! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Taylor
Taylor who?
Taylor the truth, you laughed hard. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Charli
Charli who?
Charli your turn to drop a beat! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Meme
Meme who?
Meme a river, I’m crying laughing! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Reels
Reels who?
Reels-ly? That joke slapped! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yeet
Yeet who?
Yeet me outta here, that was bad. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Netflix
Netflix who?
Netflix and knock knock? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spongebob
Spongebob who?
Spongebob your laughter up. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kim
Kim who?
Kim on, this joke’s iconic. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
TikTok
TikTok who?
TikTok too long, next joke! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Slay
Slay who?
Slay away with those puns! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Influencer
Influencer who?
Influencer your mood with laughter! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Swipe
Swipe who?
Swipe right, this joke’s worth it. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Filter
Filter who?
Filter the room with giggles. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cancel
Cancel who?
Cancel culture can’t stop my puns. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stitch
Stitch who?
Stitch me up, I’m dying laughing. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cringe
Cringe who?
Cringe-worthy, but you still laughed. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Glow-up
Glow-up who?
Glow-up your day with this.
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Flirty Jokes by Relationship Stage💑
Love evolves, and so do the jokes. These knock knock jokes are tailored for every kind of relationship from a first hello to forever laughs.
Jokes for When You First Meet Someone
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Drew
Drew who?
Drew me in with that first smile. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Niall
Niall who?
Niall never forget our first laugh together. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interest
Interest who?
Interest-ing meeting you here! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chat
Chat who?
Chat me up again sometime? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Coffee
Coffee who?
Coffee you tomorrow? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Parker
Parker who?
Parker up, I’m about to flirt! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tip
Tip who?
Tip-toeing into your DMs with charm. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Glance
Glance who?
Glance we just met, why so cute already? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scoop
Scoop who?
Scoop me up with that smile. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
First
First who?
First impressions? You nailed it. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Try
Try who?
Tryna make you laugh, is it working? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spark
Spark who?
Spark fly much? Or is it just me? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Smile
Smile who?
Smile at me like that again, please. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice to meet you, wanna joke more? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Link
Link who?
Link up sometime soon?
Flirty Jokes for Your Crush💘
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Crush
Crush who?
Crush-ing hard, not gonna lie. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Admire
Admire who?
Admire you more every day. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Swoon
Swoon who?
Swoon you text back, my heart flips. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanna
Wanna who?
Wanna go from crush to couple? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blush
Blush who?
Blush you noticed me too. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Maybe
Maybe who?
Maybe I like you, maybe a lot. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vibe
Vibe who?
Vibe been thinking about you nonstop. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boom
Boom who?
Boom, heart exploded. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wink
Wink who?
Wink if you secretly like me too. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hope
Hope who?
Hope you get this hint. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kinda
Kinda who?
Kinda wish you were mine already. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Flirt
Flirt who?
Flirt with me like you mean it! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Look
Look who?
Look at us, cutest flirty duo. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Crushin
Crushin who?
Crushin your notifications daily. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Light
Light who?
Light up my phone with one more text.
Cute Jokes for a New Couple💋
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Together
Together who?
Together we make the cutest pair. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Netflix
Netflix who?
Netflix and us, perfect match. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snuggle
Snuggle who?
Snuggle weather and you? Yes please. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hugs
Hugs who?
Hugs and kisses, daily delivery. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Official
Official who?
Officially obsessed with us. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cookie
Cookie who?
Cookie you be any sweeter? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cozy
Cozy who?
Cozy up, couple time is sacred. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bubble
Bubble who?
Bubble up with love and giggles. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
My
My who?
My person. No take-backs. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Early
Early who?
Early in love, but it feels right. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Us
Us who?
Us = 😍 - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Trust
Trust who?
Trust me, this love’s the real deal. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice lucky I found you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Friday
Friday who?
Friday I fell for you! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fuzzy
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy feelings every time I see you.
Sweet Jokes for a Long-Term Relationship💞
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Habit
Habit who?
Habit of loving you never ends. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Still
Still who?
Still falling for you every day. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Comfort
Comfort who?
Comfort me , you’re my safe place. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Forever
Forever who?
Forever yours, no joke. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dinner
Dinner who?
Dinner with you > everything else. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Home
Home who?
Home is wherever you are. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Blanket
Blanket who?
Blanket me with your love. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Years
Years who?
Years later and you still amaze me. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ever
Ever who?
Ever after starts now. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Again
Again who?
Again and again, I choose you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Easy
Easy who?
Easy to love, hard to forget. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toast
Toast who?
Toasting us every single day. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Always
Always who?
Always laughing with you, never bored. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Care
Care who?
Care to hold my hand forever? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Heart
Heart who?
Heart to heart, we’ve come so far.
Loving Jokes for Married Couples 💍
You’ve shared a home, a toothbrush (maybe), and countless memories now here are knock knock jokes just for married life laughs.
- Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wife
Wife who?
Wife you always steal the covers? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hubby
Hubby who?
Hubby yours forever, lucky you! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mortgage
Mortgage who?
Mortgage payments make us stronger… right? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alarm
Alarm who?
Alarm so lucky to wake up next to you. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bills
Bills who?
Bills can wait, let’s laugh together first. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey
Honey who?
Honey-do list can wait, come cuddle. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Together
Together who?
Together, we’ve survived burnt toast and bad jokes. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Groceries
Groceries who?
Groceries again? Let’s order pizza instead. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sofa
Sofa who?
Sofa, so good, married life rocks! - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pajamas
Pajamas who?
Pajamas getting tighter or just your hugs? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dentist
Dentist who?
Dentist time I kissed you again? - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon me crazy since day one. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vacuum
Vacuum who?
Vacuum up your mess, lovingly, of course. - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Always
Always who?
Always your biggest fan (and laundry folder). - Knock knock
Who’s there?
Still
Still who?
Still laughing, still loving, still us.
FAQ’s About Knock Knock Jokes
Why are knock knock jokes still popular?
Because they’re simple, nostalgic, and always get a giggle from any age group.
Are knock knock jokes good icebreakers?
Absolutely they’re short, harmless, and instantly lighten the mood.
Can I send knock knock jokes over text?
Yes! They’re perfect for texting your crush, friend, or even your mom.
What’s the best way to write a knock knock joke?
Start with a pun or wordplay and twist the punchline into a surprise.
Are knock knock jokes appropriate for kids?
Definitely just keep them clean, and they’ll love it.
Can knock knock jokes be flirty or romantic?
Totally with the right punchline, they can be playful and sweet.
Do knock knock jokes work on social media?
Yes, especially when paired with a funny image or clever caption.
Final Word: Keep Knockin’ and Keep Smilin
Knock knock jokes may be simple, but they’ve stood the test of time for one reason they make people smile. From silly one-liners to clever wordplay and even flirty puns, they’re the perfect way to lighten the mood anywhere, anytime.
Whether you’re cracking up with your kids, texting your crush, or just need a quick laugh, there’s a knock knock joke for
I am Nadia, I’m the jokester behind these giggle worthy jokes. When I’m not busy turning punchlines into pageviews, you’ll find me people-watching with a smirk and a strong coffee in hand. I launched my humor blog in 2024 to combine two of my favorite things: making people laugh and making content easy to find. With a love for playful wordplay and unexpected twists, I’m here to turn everyday humor into jokes gold.