220+ Corny Jokes And Puns So Funny You’ll Laugh Out Loud

Sometimes you just need a good laugh the kind that makes you groan, roll your eyes, and then laugh anyway. Maybe you’re trying to lighten the mood at work, break the ice at a party, or just cheer yourself up on a rough day. I’ve been there too, googling corny jokes hoping to find something so bad, it’s actually funny.

Well, you’ve landed in the right place. This blog is packed with corny jokes for every occasion clean, silly, and groan-worthy in all the best ways. Whether you want kid-friendly zingers, cheesy one-liners, or dad jokes that’ll make people laugh (and cringe), you’ll find it all here. Let’s dive into the ultimate list and get ready to laugh out loud!

Best Corny Jokes of All Time

You know those jokes that are so ridiculous they make everyone groan and then laugh anyway? This is the collection of classics that never go out of style. Whether you’re cracking up a friend or need a go-to one-liner for awkward silences, these gems always deliver.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
Want to hear something corny? You just did.
What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
Why did the coffee taste like dirt? Because it was ground just this morning.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

Corny Puns That’ll Crack You Up

Puns are the crown jewels of corny jokes. They’re clever, silly, and just the right amount of ridiculous. Whether it’s wordplay or a groan worthy twist, these corny puns will leave you smiling… or sighing. Either way, you’ll love them.

I don’t trust stairs they’re always up to something.
I was going to tell you a pun about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
I’d make a joke about pizza, but it’s a little too cheesy.
I gave all my dead batteries away free of charge.
I made a pun about wind but it blows.
I don’t play soccer for the kicks… just kidding, I totally do.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach ads.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey… but I turned myself around.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat ever.

Corny Jokes for Kids 👶

Kids love silly, simple humor and these corny jokes are squeaky clean, totally giggle worthy, and perfect for little ones to memorize and repeat a hundred times. They’re great for classrooms, car rides, lunchboxes, or just bedtime giggles.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Day.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why did the chicken go to the playground? To get to the other slide.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
What do elves learn in school? The elf abet.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.

Corny Jokes for Adults 🍷

These corny jokes are perfect for grown ups who love a little playful wordplay without crossing the line. They’re clever, clean, and ideal for work chats, text threads, or your next awkward dinner party.

I told my boss I needed a raise. She said, You’re already outstanding… in your field. I work in agriculture.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym, but she never showed. Guess the two of us weren’t working out.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I asked the waiter, Do you have frog legs? He said, No, I just walk like this.
I changed my password to incorrect. So whenever I forget, my computer reminds me, Your password is incorrect.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
I bought a ceiling fan. Turns out it just stood there clapping.
I asked my husband to stop acting like a flamingo. He had to put his foot down.
My therapist said time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.
I told my coworker she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Short & Sweet Jokes

Got 5 seconds? That’s all it takes to crack someone up with these quick hit corny jokes. They’re perfect for texts, captions, or those just one more moments before bedtime.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I’d tell you a pizza joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I once got into a fight with a broken elevator. I took it to another level.
The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I gave all my dead batteries away. Free of charge.
I told my friend she was drawing her eyeliner too thick. She said, You’re just jealous of my bold lines.
I made a pun about wind, but it blows.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I’m slowly getting over it.

Corny Knock Knock Jokes

Nothing beats a classic knock knock joke. These corny jokes are playful, predictable, and perfect for kids, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a groan with their giggle.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh at this one!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me one more chance to tell a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, another knock-knock joke?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any sillier?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.

Cheesy One-Liner Jokes 🧀

If you love puns and can’t resist a groan worthy zinger, these corny jokes will hit the spot. They’re short, sharp, and totally cheesy in the best way possible.

I’d avoid the sushi if I were you. It’s a little fishy.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Luckily, it was a soft drink.
I wanted to be a monk, but I never got the chants.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, They’re right behind you.
I’m terrible at math, but I hear the numbers are against me.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find the clutch.
I told my phone I needed space. Now it won’t stop showing me galaxy ads.
I was addicted to hokey pokey. But I turned myself around.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.
I named my dog Five Miles so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.

Corny Dad Jokes That Make You Roll Your Eyes 👨‍🦰

Dad jokes are the kings of corny jokes. They’re pun-filled, painfully predictable, and always delivered with way too much confidence. But let’s be honest you secretly love them.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which comes first.
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
I told my kids I invented a pencil with two erasers. They said it was pointless.
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on it.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. His life will be in ruins.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
I used to be a baker until I couldn’t make enough dough.
My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. I said maybe.
I told my dad to stop impersonating a flamingo. He had to put his foot down.

Animal Themed Corny Jokes 🐮🐸🦉

If it walks, flies, swims, or moos, you can bet someone has made a corny joke about it. These animal puns are perfect for kids, adults, and anyone who secretly wishes they could talk to pets.

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
Why did the cow win an award? Because she was outstanding in her field.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A cat astrophe.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.
Why was the dog a great musician? Because he had perfect pitch.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Why did the owl get promoted? Because he was a real hoot at meetings.
How do you make a goldfish age? Take away its scales.

Foodie Corny Jokes 🍕🥑🍟

If you’ve ever laughed at a pizza pun or cracked up over a taco joke, you’re in the right kitchen. These corny jokes are served fresh and cheesy just the way we like ’em.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long.
I asked the waiter if my soup would be long. He said, No, it’ll be round.
What kind of nuts always get into fights? Cashew hands.
Why did the banana go to the hospital? It slipped and split.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
I bought a loaf of bread at the bakery, but it went against the grain.
What’s a vampire’s favorite snack? A neck-tarine.
Why was the coffee bean upset? It had a latte on its mind.
What kind of candy do you eat on the playground? Recess pieces.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the hot dog turn down the bun? It couldn’t ketchup.
I spilled my herbs all over the floor. Time really flies when you’re having thyme.

Corny Joke of the Day

I told my toaster it was being too hot headed.

Now it’s giving me the cold shoulder.

Guess I really burned that bridge!

Corny Science & School Jokes

From math puns to chemistry giggles, these corny jokes are nerd approved and classroom- eady. They’re perfect for teachers, students, or anyone who likes to laugh with logic.

Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you’ve got problems.
Why did the triangle look sad? Because it was going through a rough patch.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC? Times Square.
Why was the chemistry teacher so good at making jokes? Because they had all the solutions.
Why did the physics teacher break up with biology? They had no chemistry.
Why did the pencil get in trouble? It had a point but never used it.
Why was the student’s report card wet? Because it was below “C” level.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why was the light bulb feeling down? It lost its filament.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? His heart wasn’t in it.
What’s the best tool to math with? Multi-pliers.
Why did the geography book look so tired? It had too many maps to cover.

Corny Holiday Jokes 🎄🎃🦃

Whether it’s Christmas, Halloween, Thanksgiving or anything in between, these corny jokes bring festive laughs all year round. Great for parties, cards, or making awkward family dinners way funnier.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
Why was the turkey at the Thanksgiving table so proud? He was stuffed with confidence.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating? He had no body to go with.
What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!
Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his “wrap” game.
Why was the calendar so popular at New Year’s? It had a lot of dates.
What do you call Dracula on a beach vacation? A sand witch.
Why did the jack-o’-lantern break up with the candle? It felt burned out.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It’s gonna take me a while to get hard I just got laid!
What kind of music do mummies listen to at Halloween? Wrap.
Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Why did the elf fail music class? He had bad elf-control.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite.
Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.

Pop Culture Corny Jokes 🎬🎤

When pop culture meets puns, you get corny jokes that even your cool friends might secretly love. These are great for meme captions, Instagram reels, or just showing off your clever side.

Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale.
What are Mario and Luigi’s overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon? Because she’ll let it go.
What did O say to Q? Put that thing back in your pants.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for fresh prints.
What do you call a singing computer? A-Dell.
What did the corn say after stubbing its toe? Aw shucks.
Why does Harry Potter always finish his homework? Because he’s a little Sirius.
What happened when Beyoncé dropped her new album in the forest? The trees said, I’m feelin’ myself.
Why don’t Avengers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from Spider-Man.

Corny Love & Relationship Jokes 💘

Love can be sweet, awkward, and funny just like these corny jokes. Whether you’re flirting, joking with your partner, or just poking fun at relationships, these jokes are perfect for sharing a smile.

What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row mance?
I told my crush I loved her drawing. She said, Thanks. It’s just a sketch.
Why did the couple bring a ladder on their date? Because they were going to a high-end restaurant.
I gave my girlfriend a pencil as a gift. She said, You draw me in.
My partner asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe.
What’s the best way to flirt with a librarian? Ask for their digits in Dewey Decimal.
Why did the girl dump the calendar? He was all dates and no commitment.
I fell for a baker. I guess I kneaded her in my life.
Why did the skeleton break up? He just didn’t feel anything.
What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
My love for you is like dividing by zero it can’t be defined.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to his Valentine’s Day date? He wanted to take things to the next level.
Why did the candle break up with the match? It burned out.
What do you get when two hearts collide? A relationship status update.
You must be made of copper and tellurium. Because you’re CuTe.

So Bad, They’re Legendary: Ultimate Cornball Jokes

These are the corny jokes that make people groan, question your sense of humor, then laugh anyway. So bad they’re good. So ridiculous you just have to share them.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They crack each other up.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? So-fish-ticated.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left.
I would avoid the sushi joke, but it’s just too raw.
Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow tain.

FAQ’s About Corny Jokes 🤔

What are the best corny jokes of all time?

It depends on your taste in humor, but classics like “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” always make the cut.

Are corny jokes good for kids?

Absolutely! Most corny jokes are clean, easy to understand, and full of harmless fun.

What’s the difference between a dad joke and a corny joke?

Dad jokes are usually pun-based and predictable. Corny jokes can be puns, but they lean more into goofy, exaggerated humor.

Why are corny jokes funny?

They’re funny because they’re not trying too hard. They’re simple, safe, and unexpected—plus, the cringe is part of the charm.

Can I use these jokes in school or at work?

Yes! These corny jokes are clean, family friendly, and safe for presentations, classrooms, emails, or just lightening the mood.

Final Laugh And Wrap Up 😄

If you’ve made it this far, chances are you’ve chuckled, cringed, and maybe even shared a few of these corny jokes. That’s the magic of silly humor it’s simple, harmless, and weirdly satisfying.

Whether you’re here to lighten the mood, entertain your kids, or just collect new one-liners, this collection has your back. Don’t forget to bookmark, share your favorite, or even submit your own! After all, laughter really is the best (and cheesiest) medicine.

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I am Nadia, I’m the jokester behind these giggle worthy jokes. When I’m not busy turning punchlines into pageviews, you’ll find me people-watching with a smirk and a strong coffee in hand. I launched my humor blog in 2024 to combine two of my favorite things: making people laugh and making content easy to find. With a love for playful wordplay and unexpected twists, I’m here to turn everyday humor into jokes gold.